Well.. the day Stef left for Cyprus, I came over to Oslo Norway, and have met up with buddy boy Danny and have been stayin with him. He has a nice place in the city, walking distance to the main shopping streets, clubs, etc which is really great.
I have to tell ya, that yes the femmes here are all great, and theres plenty of scenery everywhere you go.. .. go into the small local supermarket.. butter... go into the emergency/doctor section of the hospital... (dont ask).. butter, butter and more butter.. its just all good.. and plenty of blonde tch tch.
Went out last nite to a funky and ´place to be seen´ kind of club. Not a masive night, was just happy to be out and see the sights ;P Tonight should be a big one, more dance style.
Went walking today with Danny and checked out this old fortress on the harbour, and the royal palace. Am going to do plenty of tourist stuff over the next two days, as Danny will be off to visit his dad for a day and to pick up his car which is a little trip down south. Im gonna visit the Viking ships and the Kon-tiki museum which should be great.
The weather has been quite pleasant, however the nights are just that little bit chilly. The cold water out of the tap is so cold, your hands freeze after 3 seconds of them being under it. Can you imagine how it would be at winter time!
The one thing about Norway, is that everything is soo expensive. Take Ausie prices, and double it.. abit of a bitch but u get that.
Anyways, I think I might take a powernap so I will be refreshed for tonight.
adio.
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Tips for saving money while travelling...
* Your biggest expense is always accommodation. If you don't have family to stay with then the next best thing is 'pretend family'. Hang out in a shopping mall for a few hours until you spot someone that sort of looks similar to you. When they go to buy something make sure you hop in the queue behind them and get a good look at their name on the receipt or credit card (hidden-camera prop can help here). Follow them home and then rock up the next day and pretend to know them and blab your way into a spare room. REMEMBER: Whatever cash you blow on props/taxis to follow etc. are easily made back after a couple of nights free accommodation. HINT: Don't try and sleep with your new cousin(s)!
* Next biggest expense is food. Eat Maccas and KFC. If you've scored accommodation with cooking facilities - baked beans, maggi noodles and those cheap pasta meals from the supermarket will keep down your costs. If you only have a kettle in a hotel then you can still live on anything from the supermarket that you can boil - soup, noodles and baked beans again. Your morning coffee will taste awful but your wallet won't be as light.
* The final expense is party dollars - money that you need to spend on boozing it up, meeting femmes, friends, etc. I can't offer any advice here except - try to only get boozed with people you trust that know the places you're going to. That way when your vision is too blurry to read the signs advising you that speaking to a bar-girl costs 5 euro a minute, and body-shots are 30 euro a pop, someone's there to steer you in the right direction. ALTERNATIVE: Set yourself up for the night of your life... Report your credit card stolen just before you leave the house for the night. Be very specific about your fictional details about how it was stolen and get a receipt number for your call. Rock up to the most expensive place in town - preferably one that lets you wear hats (to hide from CCTV). Start a bar tab with your credit card, they usually don't ring it off until the end and it takes ages for the stolen number to get around all the networks. Buy up expensive cocktails and bubbly for every butter that walks your way and live the night like a man of extreme wealth. When you're done, accidentally leave your credit card behind without signing off the tab. The card company won't bother investigating if its under a certain limit (can't remember what it is though - good luck with that) and you'll have woken up in the hotel room of the local drug-lord and all his b*tches. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not condone credit card fraud in any way, nor will I admit to behaving as suggested above at any time in this life.
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